40 Years of Celebrity Spankings - Intro

Hm, that thing doesn't look very safe...

What if you had a time machine? As a spanko, what would you use it for? Myself? Why, I'd use it to travel time getting spanked by as many female actresses, models, musicians, celebrities and historical figures as possible! Imagine being able to experience a Victorian birching, or a funky disco smacking, from some of the sexiest ladies who ever lived... and in their 'prime' too!

Since 2017 marked my 40th birthday, I wanted to do something special for this blog, as well as finding a way to revitalize it and get people visiting and commenting between art posts. I decided it would be fun to pose the following question to myself:

You have a time machine, but it can only visit the years you were alive and can only visit each year once. If you could use it to get spanked by one famous actress per year, from 1977 to 2017... who would be the spanker you'd pick for each year?

The 'actresses only' limit was to keep things manageable; while many celebrities have multiple talents, starring in movies as well as producing music or being athletes or models, I felt that stipulating that they had to have done at least several movies or TV shows would help narrow it down and prevent what was sure to be a hard task from becoming insurmountable.

Much better!

So, I set about compiling a list of all the famous actresses I have dreamed of being spanked by, based on my fantasies over the course of my life so far, then narrowing this list down to forty names, one for each year between 1977 and 2017 and basing this allotment on the roles/look of said actresses during that time.

Even with all the restrictions I'd placed on myself, narrowing it down to just forty names was very hard! In fact, I have a "runners up" list of around fifty more names, and genuinely feel guilty leaving some of them off!

One of the most interesting, yet hardest, factors was wanting to assign certain actresses to certain years due to the profound effect they had on my "spanko-radar" in a specific role; for example, Lindsay Lohan is on this list for the year she made Mean Girls. In later years, she'd never be on this list, but back in 2004 I fell in spanko-love with her in that role! Likewise, some actresses I actually found more sexy and spank-suggestive as they got older; their most famous years/roles might not be where I'd most want to theoretically time travel to get spanked by them (Jennifer Aniston is an example of this; her most famous run was during the late 90's on 'Friends', but I actually found her more "spanky" in the early 2000's when she was a bit older!).


With the list finally complete as of two days ago, I then pondered how best to post the results of this project, and decided that the most fun would be to - rather than post a single list of 40 - to post them one at a time (one a week, or sooner if possible; though with my track record, one per week seemed realistic!). That would also let me write a short piece on each entry too, as well as finding an image or two to go with it. Some of the entries, the chosen actress was due to a childhood or teenage 'crush' at the time that I'd love to fulfill with this science fiction premise. Others are more current spanko-lustings that are more about instant reaction rather than nostalgia.


So, without further ado, let's begin by traveling back in time to the year I was born...

Time circuits engaged!