40 Years of Celebrity Spanking: 1977, Lynda Carter

First stop on our trip through time is 1977, the year I was born!

1977, the same year Star Wars was released... a landmark of itself for me as my childhood would be hugely affected by original trilogy. But Princess Leia isn't our spanker for this year, you may be surprised to learn. Instead, it's... Lynda Carter... aka, Wonder Woman!

Can't you just hear that theme tune already?

40 Years of Celebrity Spankings - Intro

Hm, that thing doesn't look very safe...

What if you had a time machine? As a spanko, what would you use it for? Myself? Why, I'd use it to travel time getting spanked by as many female actresses, models, musicians, celebrities and historical figures as possible! Imagine being able to experience a Victorian birching, or a funky disco smacking, from some of the sexiest ladies who ever lived... and in their 'prime' too!

Since 2017 marked my 40th birthday, I wanted to do something special for this blog, as well as finding a way to revitalize it and get people visiting and commenting between art posts. I decided it would be fun to pose the following question to myself:

You have a time machine, but it can only visit the years you were alive and can only visit each year once. If you could use it to get spanked by one famous actress per year, from 1977 to 2017... who would be the spanker you'd pick for each year?

Mean Maid Month

"Excuse me? What do you mean 'Maids
should be the ones GETTING spanked'?!"

There's something about maids and spankings that go together so perfectly.

Spankings and "schoolgirls/schoolboys" (adults in school uniforms) are a natural pairing due to the real-life history of corporal punishment in schools, but maids and spanking is a bit of a less obvious match that is nonetheless probably the second biggest "costumed spanking" sub-genres I can think of.

Why is it? Maybe the fact that maids (or indeed any domestic employee) were historically "servants", as well as the way society treats domestic chores as "menial" compared to, say, working 18 hours a day in an office (!)? Does this mean that maids and other such domestic staff are thus often seen as "submissive" by their very job nature, and thus ripe for exploring spanking fantasies in a context that is somewhat more believable than many other employer-employee relationships, even in today's modern age? It IS true that servants in the past were indeed subject to corporal punishment by their "masters" and "mistresses" in days gone by...

Of course, this is Banjo's BBS, so I'm always going to see a lot of traditional spanking cliches a bit differently (read: more "femdommy"!). As a straight male, I've always found the "maid fantasy" (attractive young ladies - often stereotypically "French" - dressed in frilly, lacy, black and white uniforms that seem rather impractical for actual maid work) sexy, though as you might expect, usually from a "uniformed ladies are authoritarian... even when said uniforms are skimpy and their roles are as servants"!

Thus, in celebrating Mean Maid Month here at Banjo's BBS, I want to look at the DOMINANT side of female maids.

Fantasy - New Student's Welcome Redux

"Miss Hanson's Classroom Rule #1: All spankings are bare, long & hard!"

I've been asked several times if I was going to "finish" the short fantasy piece I wrote here (check out the original post for the background and original art piece). While the original intent was for the reader to fill in the rest with their own imagination, it was requested enough that I decided to try and write a "part two", including the promised Welcome Paddling itself! Of course, I couldn't help but make some new art to go with this too... enjoy!

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It's your first day at a new school. You don't know anybody there, so it's a bit scary.

That morning, you sit nervously in the middle row. Nobody talks to you, but you notice a few looking in your direction and then quickly looking away.

Your new uniform is uncomfortable, much more restrictive than the one at your laid-back previous school. The tie around the collar of your crisp white shirt threatens to strangle you, and you fidget and idly tug down the legs of your navy shorts, which seems too far short for your age, while pulling up your white woolen socks, which itch unpleasantly against your calves.

Despite the irritation of your uniform, you have done your best to look presentable; you want to make a good impression on your new teacher and classmates on your first day, and hope that things will go well.

The teacher arrives to the tune of sharply clicking high heels, and you're stunned at how attractive she is: tall with long blonde hair, breasts straining her dark sweater and shapely bare legs shown off by her knee-length cream skirt.

"Good morning, class," she says cheerfully.

Fantasy - New Student's Welcome

"First day at your new school and this is what greets you..."

Okay, so this Quick Fantasy and Art piece are both unexpected, unplanned and totally new! I wrote a quick little information post earlier today, just as a bit of backstory for anyone who might be new here lately, but then decided I wanted to give the post a little piece of decorative art. I nearly reused an old one, then thought "Nah, I'll quickly whip up something new!" Four or so hours later... this piece was the result!

Despite the unplanned nature of the piece, I really enjoyed making it. Of course, as usual when I'm making a new artwork, I immediately started fantasizing and imagining scenarios while working...

I love "welcome spankings". Just the absolute unfairness and "new things are scary anyway" tone, even in the most "friendly" of welcome spankings is something I find a thrilling concept. Any kind, any situational excuse. Welcome to Auntie's House for the weekend. Welcome to Reform School. Welcome to your new overseas host family. Welcome to the new club. Welcome to your new school or class.

That's the scenario that popped into my head as I started working on the concept of "hot teacher with a blackboard welcoming new students to class", to reflect the "newcomers message" I was posting. Pretty soon, the scenario ran away in my mind...

Guest Fantasy: The Emilyverse

Frequent readers will know about a friend of mine who posts here named Emily, who won my 2011 Birthday Competition with her short story and requested a custom artwork of her spanking me as her prize!

During an email chat, Emily and I were discussing our shared love for "narrative" in spanking fantasies, and she wound up sending me a wonderfully perverse and sexy fantasy that was on her mind at the time, thought out in great detail! I loved the idea of her "alternate universe", where... well, I'll let her explain it all shortly!

Emily tidied this up and gave me permission to post it here, as she (in her words) "believes in open source masturbation". I hope my readers enjoy discovering The Emilyverse as much as I did, and I hope to feature some art and other things based around Emily's kinky world.

A word of warning: while primarily F/M, The Emilyverse also contains 'heretical' references to F/F, M/F and M/M too. It also contains ageplay and 'ravishment' dynamics at times. Please remember that this is fantasy! But if that stuff really bothers you, I suggest you skip this post.

Now... welcome to the Emilyverse!

Fantasy - Teacher's Valentine

Shortly after I posted this artwork, I suddenly got a mental flash of what could be the scenario there, and I wanted to share.

In my imagined little fantasy, she's his teacher, and he's her college (or senior highschool) student... however, she's young enough (and he's old enough) that he feels his crush on her has a slim chance of being reciprocated, so he sends her a Valentine.

Maybe he signs it honestly, or maybe he sends it shyly and anonymous (but she recognizes his handwriting!). Either way, to his surprise, she invites him over to her house that evening.

He's nervous, but can hardly refuse, can he? He's been dreaming of this moment, after all!

When he arrives, she's dressed in lingerie and a silky gown. Two glasses of champagne are poured. He truly can't believe this is happening as she smiles and leads him to her bedroom... gulp!

However, our lucky student Romeo is even more surprised when - once in the bedroom and she has him undressed - his teacher proceeds to show him just how "naughty" his lustful affections for her are... with a sound, bare-bottom spanking!

In this day and age, teachers spanking students is fairly a thing of the past... but not tonight! No, tonight, this "naughty boy" gets his bottom thoroughly roasted and reddened by his teacher (and crush) right there in her bedroom!

But if he thinks she's angry with him, it's only because he can't see the smile on her face, even as she 'lectures' him on his inappropriate attentions. He can't see much with his face pressed to her mattress, tears soaking her sheets. He doesn't know she's quite flattered by his attentions, and far from disinterested in them.

When she's satisfied that his bottom is hot and red enough (she did spank him longer and harder than she first intended, but just because his bottom was so cute!), she has yet another surprise for him: she reveals that she has no intention of throwing him out of her house... or her bed!

Soon, she's teaching her naughty young admirer an entirely different sort of lesson.

The start of a very interesting relationship between teacher and her naughty student-slash-Valentine's Day admirer?

NOTE TO REGULAR READERS:
When I posted this, I was just thinking that I'd post my mental ramblings on this little scenario, in case others had any thoughts to add. Now, thinking about it some more... if others enjoy reading and discussing this sort thing, perhaps I should share more of my random silly daydream fantasies as they pop up? For me, writing 'proper' fiction (i.e. short stories and such) takes time and lots of work before I feel it's good enough to post publicly; random 'Quick Fantasies' like this one - often simply inspired by a blog comment by another reader, something in everyday life, or just idle daydreams - can be more stream-of-consciousness, and thus more frequent. So, would this sort of thing be worth making a semi-regular feature of this blog?