I've started writing up some of the articles I mentioned in this previous post, and it's a lot of fun. However, I wanted to post this short 'warning' first:
See, as I'm always complaining, F/m is by far a less common thing - especially online - than F/f or M/f. That means when I'm looking for pictures on the net to illustrate some point I'm making, show a certain spanking position, or discuss a beloved spanking model, 90% of the 'hits' I get in searches - or just the only pics that even fit - are F/f or M/f ones.
This means that in some of these future articles you may see - gasp! - girls being spanked!
I know, terrible stuff, right? Banjo's BBS has always been among last bastions of strictly F/m-only righteousness. When you hear the name 'Banjo', can you think of a more staunchly devoted, pro-F/m guy online? I've fought (flame) wars for the cause!
Yet, it has come to this... heresy!
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| Yes, Veronica... I'm as shocked as you are. |
If you're so righteously F/m-pure that you don't even know what I'm talking about... take a deep breath, brace yourself and click here for an example of the kind of disgraceful heresy (or here for an example of something extra heretical) that may occasionally assault our sensibilities.
I really hope not to offend any of my readers, and that you will still enjoy the upcoming articles despite this.
I sincerely promise that Banjo's BBS will remain firmly pro-F/m whenever possible; I'm not about to start making X/f art or writing X/f stories, don't worry!
All I ask is that you bear with me in this awkward situation, amid these girls' cute, jiggling, red bare bottoms, and forgive me for the occasional...
*BLAM!*
(apologies to Girl Spanks Girl, Cutie Spankee, Spanking Teen Jessica, and the wonderful Veronica Ricci (aka Audrey Tate)).
(additional apologies to Games Workshop... but feel free to send a sexy female Commissar after me!)
The 'heresy' designation for such material prompts me to re-imagine, as follows, dialogue from a celebrated sketch in 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'! Banjo: "A little F/F? I wasn't expecting a kind of Spanish Inquisition!" Her Excellency The Cardinal(ess) Ximenez [leading a sisterhood of priestesses]: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! F/M's chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless spanking! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless spanking, and near fanatical devotion to F/M!... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Hmf... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surpr... I'll come in again...” [They leave.] Banjo [gamely]: "I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!" [They burst in once more.] Ximinez: "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!... Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless spanking, an almost fanatical devotion to F/M, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!"
ReplyDelete@Colin
DeleteIt was seriously a hard choice between Python or 40k. In the end I went the more obscure, nerdy reference. :P
Being a big Python fan, though, I loved your comment, mate! Hmm, nice red uniforms... that are... revealing, perhaps? ;)
Heresy away sir, welcome the ladies spanking the ladies. Lovely
ReplyDeleteNothing featuring one of the Grand Old Dames of online spanking in Clare Fonda could ever be heresy, Banjo. She does also operate a site called Clare Spanks Men, as well.
ReplyDelete@Aunty Andrea
DeleteI was sad to be informed that Clare Spanks Men is now 'finished'. The site is still up as an archive, but with no new content being produced (Clare instead turned this attention to yet another F/f site!). I find this sad not only because of my personal preference but because I considered CSM as one of the best F/m producers available now. They even indulged my favourite type of spankiing video: "point of view" (with varying degrees of success).
Not to mention, finding myself across Mommy Clare/Ms Fonda's knee is a longtime dream.
Incidentally, I will soon be reviewing some of Clare's videos on this blog, for anyone interested!
I think you actually get off on seeing >gasp!< women being spanked!!! I would suggest as punishment a good hard paddling from a capable woman while you are made to stare at a laptop screen full of images of women being spanked. Naughty, naughty Banjo!
ReplyDeleteThanks... now I can't get THAT idea out of my head, Julie! (now I just need the 'capable woman' part!) :P
DeleteI do think such a 'training regime' on a regular basis would definitely be a good 'cure for heresy'. Rewards and pleasure while looking at F/M images, pain and tears while being made to view F/F. :)
Perhaps someone should set up a 'clinic' like that?
Hm, now, there's a naughty fantasy... ;)
Bring it ON! Nothing wrong with the distaff side getting their bottoms reddened. F/F or M/F. Hell, I don't even mind the occasional M/M as well. If I recall correctly, the great Clare Fonda herself has suffered the indignity of a bare-bottom spanking once or twice (nice butt, too). In fact, most of the preeminent female spankers in the biz started out as spanking models (i.e., spankees) themselves, thus proving they can take it as well as dish it out. Perhaps some of our more prominent male spankers should get a taste of being on the wrong side of the hairbrush, just to prove themselves the equal of the ladies...
ReplyDelete@Smuccatelli
DeleteThis is actually an issue I've had for a long time, and was planning to do a short post/article on. In fact, you just inspired me to write it today... expect it soon, and would love your thoughts on it when I post it!
I don'tcare if you post F/F. While my favorite is F/m, as long as the drawings, renders show Women on top, that is all that matters at least to me. PS Good erotic works. You even improved how you render HER Lower Limbs. Big, shapley, firm, and smooth.
ReplyDelete@Gary Pearl
DeleteThanks, mate!
As a lover of all four 'genres' of spanking, I certainly don't mind a few XF posts!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comments, folks! As I said, this site will definitely remain F/M focused, but I didn't want to hit you with a shock if the occasional X/F pic or mention crept in (for example, an upcoming guest piece does indeed cover all four 'genres' and is something I normally wouldn't post). I've 'dropped' blogs and sites for less, so I know how some might feel being surprised by this.
ReplyDeleteIn a less silly tone, a few personal points on further reflection:
I think the reason I am not a big F/F fan is because to me, one of the appeals of F/M is "girls united against boys" for wont of a better way to put it; a sense of "girl power" that to me is lost in F/F, which often to me seems more like salacious male wish fulfillment (much like 'lipstick lesbian' vanilla porn) combined with "oh, those bitchy girls just can't get along".
That's not to say I can't appreciate the appeal of ladies spanking each other (female spankees by far 'react' better/more how I prefer than their male counterparts in videos, IMO), or totally respect those who do love that genre (especially those afore-mentioned ladies); indeed some of my favourite spanking 'stars' work mostly in the F/F genre. But for me, the pairing somewhat 'messes with the fantasy in my head' in a way that's hard to describe, which is why I'm perhaps not as quick to jump on the "OMG! Girls spanking girls! Hotness!" thing as a lot of my male spanko friends are.
Interestingly, while I still prefer F/F because it lets me imagine myself in the spankee's place (plus, hot female bottoms = hot... shhh!), M/F has less of this 'issue' for me, perhaps because there is still a sense of 'girls vs boys'... it's just that the 'wrong side won' in this case! :P
M/M? Not my cup of tea, being a straight guy with no interest in being spanked by other men... but I will credit that what little I've seen of the genre, they tend to get their spankees looking/acting 'right' far more often than F/m producers!
Anyway, just my extra random input on the whole 'heresy' thing. Again, thanks for the comments; I find them fascinating to read (and a bit of a relief, too). :)